Who Google thinks you are

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I just found out that Google stores some basic information that they have calculated based on your searches and such.
I thought it'd be fun to post what Google has guessed about you and what is accurate.

You can access it here. If you have personalized ads off, you will need to enable them to see this, but you can disable it immediately after.

Here's mine:
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I'm actually a 17 year old male. It thinks I'm twice my age and then some 😢

ps not a google shill promise

Got the same as you except they figured out I'm a dude, perhaps I should search for less porn and cars on Google, to keep 'em guessing.
I'm a 20 year old dude btw.

welp.
time to switch to a different search engine and use a proxy.

I got 18-24. I'm sure 16. Close enough. It doesn't know what my gender is tho.

I'm logged into this account a fair amount, I was expecting it to be fairly accurate.
seems google is going with the don't try can't fail approach.

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I'm logged into this account a fair amount, I was expecting it to be fairly accurate.
seems google is going with the don't try can't fail approach.

You've broken the algorythm, walking fucking enigma.

Senpai wrote

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because you're as mean as an old man.

I'm not mean, I'm just blunt. Harsh truth not allowed on Lewd.sx.

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every time you've been banned, it wasn't for the harsh truth; but because you were being an asshat.

Senpai wrote

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every time you've been banned, it wasn't for the harsh truth; but because you were being an asshat.

Those terms are interchangeable.
Misanthropy.

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