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23738

And so, the rhyme warriors, from lewd.sx they came.
Harnessed the power of words to put all the famous poets to shame.
But they all knew, deep, deep inside.
There was a secret they needed to hide.
That secret being, that all their poems are kinda lame.

Inkjet Printer wrote

23738

And so, the rhyme warriors, from lewd.sx they came.
Harnessed the power of words to put all the famous poets to shame.
But they all knew, deep, deep inside.
There was a secret they needed to hide.
That secret being, that all their poems are kinda lame.

And as the night encroached upon the sky,
With friends of naught but on the 'net,
The lewd.sx poets would lie down and cry,
For the only ones converse with are their pet.

They would get horny and look at lewd photos,
Their penises erect as a statue,
The pleasure would curl their toes,
As out came the substance appearing as glue.

He may have finished, but lewd.sx had not.
With tissues and socks they forget their sorrow,
In front of their screens, they sit and rot,
Hoping someone will love them tomorrow.

This is a haiku.
Poems suck.
No its not actually.
Haikus make me want to seppuku*.
Welcome to lewd.

23749

And so goes the legend of the four lewdsmen.
That is the way it was written in the ancient scrolls.
Legend says they could rhyme like no other man can.
And if you'd listen closely at night, you could hear the sound of fapping, and foaming onaholes.

Inkjet Printer wrote

23749

And so goes the legend of the four lewdsmen.
That is the way it was written in the ancient scrolls.
Legend says they could rhyme like no other man can.
And if you'd listen closely at night, you could hear the sound of fapping, and foaming onaholes.

This is a poem
Poems needn't rhyme
They also don't need meaning
I hate wasps.

23754

I concur with this statement
They are a free form of art though I like it better
When they rhyme. Weird sentence endings are
Pretty funny too sometimes.
I know how you.
Feel man, wasps suck.

Welcome to the forum, it's nice to see you here.

Now excuse me while I open an ice cold beer.

23752
A classic 5-3-9-4 haiku.
Those are the best.

23769

23752
A classic 5-3-9-4 haiku.
Those are the best.

Weren't haiku poems meant to rhyme traditionally though? I might remember incorrectly though.

Are you gonna do your whole account as poems?

Can you rap?

If the op can do actual poems that automatically makes him above the level of the modern rapper, who can only say the n word, bitches, hoes, money, and words that do not appear in any English dictionary.

I challenge you to a rap battle. Mono da dawg, you goin' dooooown!