When I was a wee lad, and had no friends, I always hung out with my sister. Her and her best friend were textbook weaboos, and they made me pretend I was the faggot with the armor from Full Metal Alchemist because I was the youngest. I wanted to be Ed because they were both girls so I should be the boy, but my sister's friend insisted on being Ed because she loved Ed more than anyone else and I would never love him the way she does.
We later learned that my sister's friend was schizophrenic. Haven't seen her since... 2010?



