What weird stuff has happened to you lately?

GlassMoon wrote

Lost my glasses...

My nearsightedness is minor enough that I can function without them but this is going to be a real problem. If I don't find them at work tomorrow I'll have to go buy a new pair, lenses and all.

Ugh, I lost my glasses at primary school once, also when my eyesight wasn't all that bad, so I just didn't notice that I lost them. They turned up a few months later, completely mangled though~

11 days later

A few nights ago while I was struggling to fall asleep, I got a whole body twitch and punched myself in the face.

malmon wrote

A few nights ago while I was struggling to fall asleep, I got a whole body twitch and punched myself in the face.

"Trust no one, not even yourself."

Naw, but really. You okay? :<

Backlash wrote
malmon wrote

A few nights ago while I was struggling to fall asleep, I got a whole body twitch and punched myself in the face.

"Trust no one, not even yourself."

Naw, but really. You okay? :<

Oh yeah, I'm fine, it's not like I gave myself a full on haymaker ^_^'

6 days later

For better or for worse, going to work is starting to feel like attending school every day. I don't know if that's common, or just because I'm the world's biggest slacker.

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6 days later

 "'Min-droid'? Huh, I don't remember downloading this app..."
Mindroid turns your android into an AVS - an Auditory Visual Stimulation device aka Psychowalkman or Mind Machine
Mindroid provides each brain hemisphere a slightly different signal to stimulate relaxation, meditation, productivity, and learning
To begin your first session, please hold the phone in your hands and place the flashing dots over your eyes. Keep your eyes closed. Use headphones.

This reads like the start of a mind-break doujinshi.

Backlash wrote

 "'Min-droid'? Huh, I don't remember downloading this app..."
Mindroid turns your android into an AVS - an Auditory Visual Stimulation device aka Psychowalkman or Mind Machine
Mindroid provides each brain hemisphere a slightly different signal to stimulate relaxation, meditation, productivity, and learning
To begin your first session, please hold the phone in your hands and place the flashing dots over your eyes. Keep your eyes closed. Use headphones.

This reads like the start of a mind-break doujinshi.

Perhaps tape over the camera before you try it~

malmon wrote
Backlash wrote

 "'Min-droid'? Huh, I don't remember downloading this app..."
Mindroid turns your android into an AVS - an Auditory Visual Stimulation device aka Psychowalkman or Mind Machine
Mindroid provides each brain hemisphere a slightly different signal to stimulate relaxation, meditation, productivity, and learning
To begin your first session, please hold the phone in your hands and place the flashing dots over your eyes. Keep your eyes closed. Use headphones.

This reads like the start of a mind-break doujinshi.

Perhaps tape over the camera before you try it~

Aw, what's the fun in that? ^_^

a month later

I had a reverse nightmare, what the heck. I dreamt that I brutally tortured a man, both physically and mentally. Destroying his will to live, destroying his life. He was an owner of a shop that sold coffee cups. I smashed it all to pieces, gave him ptsd. And in the end he went insane and just started screaming.

I am worried about myself now. Someone call up freud, give me a psychoanalysis here.

Yuu wrote

I am worried about myself now. Someone call up freud, give me a psychoanalysis here.

I wouldn't put much stock in it, Yuu-kun. You're a good person. ^^

Found this place again after 4 years by sheer coincidence, if that counts as something weird lately.

    i was mistaken for a doctor by a stranger, i enevr thought i looked like a doctor

    2 months later

    We ended up walking this girl who was completely and utterly shitfaced back to our house after a night out at a bar yesterday. It was practically impossible to get any information out of her, but it seems like she was abandoned by what I assumed was her poly after the bar closed. Interesting night >.<

    Rose wrote

    I was asked if I lost my parents in best buy

    I'd love to see the look on those peoples' faces when you say how old you are

    malmon wrote
    Rose wrote

    I was asked if I lost my parents in best buy

    I'd love to see the look on those peoples' faces when you say how old you are

    Bahahaha. That's literally like, something out of an anime. xD

    tree feel down almost on top of this dude walking his dog. was walking on the same path so i could gotten flattened as well. spooky

    better luck next time god

    ⌬⌬⌬ wrote

    tree feel down almost on top of this dude walking his dog. was walking on the same path so i could gotten flattened as well. spooky

    better luck next time god

    How does a tree just fall down? :o was it super windy or something?

    malmon wrote
    ⌬⌬⌬ wrote

    tree feel down almost on top of this dude walking his dog. was walking on the same path so i could gotten flattened as well. spooky

    better luck next time god

    How does a tree just fall down? :o was it super windy or something?

    it was the day before. it was the kind of tree that was still rooted in the ground but was tilted. been that way for years.