Make a two-sentence horror story!

I remember falling asleep at my comfy hotel in Portugal. I wake up in a cold bathtub with blood all over the sides and stitches on my abdomen.

Oh god I have diarrhea.

I don't think I can make it..

I turned on the TV. Sex in the City was on.

Based on a true story.

Senpai wrote

I turned on the TV. Sex in the City was on.

Based on a true story.

2spooky/10.

I looked to my left. I saw senpai's face. (rekt)

Uzinero wrote

Senpai wrote

I turned on the TV. Sex in the City was on.

Based on a true story.

2spooky/10.

I looked to my left. I saw senpai's face. (rekt)

wow, rude. ;-;

'They said, "It'll take a while to get over your ex."
Not at 60mph.'

I turned on the radio. Justin Bieber was playing.

I was browsing pornhub. I accidentally clicked the gay category.

Checked outside my window. Saw rioting niggers outside.

Senpai made a noodle award. Forum was flooded with infinite man noods.

Returned to this thread. Scarred for life

I saw a black person. He was alive.