Every time you choke the chicken, knead the dough, [insert shitty metaphor to masturbate here], come to this thread, and write a sentence. Try to continue what the last person said.
Goal 2,000 sentences by February 2016
Every month we'll have a count.
I'll start:
In the dimly lit room, a computer screen was glowing, Lewd.sx upon it.
Count
August 2015: TBD
The man was looking at some dank memes from 8chan.
What he did not opt for, however, is that this might be a point of no return...
Because his curiousness grew deep and deeper, he decided to click the link.
"Huh?" He wondered as the page loaded up, displaying various cartoon characters form his childhood."
He was shocked and repulsed as he thought to himself, "This is disgusting," but his massive, throbbing erection said otherwise.
Even while uttering words of clear dislike, he could not stop looking at these graphic images, and soon, he was stuck in a trance.
Suddenly, he teleported to another world. A World that have a different time divergence. He gone back to 5 minutes 78 ago.
He couldn't properly comprehend what happened so he passed out
The next morning, he woke up with two things: a massive headache, and a pile of beer bottles by his side.
After futilely trying to ignore the sunlight piercing his eyes the man lurches out of his bed and treads carefully along the floor lest he slip on a beer bottle that has rolled away from the pile.
On a hot sunny day on 28 July 2014, his trance beats him to it; he imagines a kingdom as small as an island in the middle of nowhere.
