What would be your ideal regular day?

>wake up
>eat a nice breakfast
>browse the internet
>go to a movie with some friends
>cruise around
>jerk off so i'm not distracted
>eat lunch and drink some iced tea
>skype with some other friends
>play some CS:GO
>jerk off again
>sleep

First person in this thread who would prefer work to a boring-ass do-nothing day.

>Wake up nice and early to the alarm clock script I wrote turning on my music
>5 minutes later my coffee machine (nb: I don't actually have an IoT coffee machine, this is the dream though) turns itself on and makes me a brew
>Get up and shower in a freakin' awesome rain shower
>Eat breakfast
>Drive to work and have a good day, learn new things & not too stressed
>Go home & exercise, then shower in the aforementioned rain shower (like seriously these are so cool)
>Go for meal out with SO, chat about day
>Work on some personal project & generally internet
>Do something fun (game/bake/drink/lewd stuff :^)) with SO, or drinks with mates, something like that to kill the evening
>Sleep nice and early, maybe after sorting some shit out so I know I'm still organised.

Might sound a bit shite to NEETs, but having a productive, healthy day is such a good feeling.

>wake up
>play ffxiv until i realize what time it is
>pass out

this is of course until i get a job

I would want to change thing up a some from day to day, but in here are some things I would often want to do.

>Wake up early in the morning, alone or with a cat. Write down dreams in dream log.
>Catch up on some webcomics and chat programs quickly.
>Make my own breakfast, probably cooking eggs or something just because I like to practice. in the summer, I'd probably want to garden in the morning.
>Get some basic exercise in. Walking around outside, up and down stairs, carrying weights, squats.
>If workday, go to work at some kind of research facility and do some kind of researchy stuff like engineering or medical research.
>If weekend, do even more after work stuff or consider going our somewhere, like to see family or to a movie or something.
>Have a nice time talking with other people at the lab (if at work) and ont he internet, maybe stop for lunch somewhere.
>Get home and either play video games, or work on personal projects, like building robots and stuff.
>Dinner, which will often be leftovers because I live alone and am rather scroungy.
>Cartoons, video games, and general electronic entertainment.
>Swimming for even more exercise and because I just really like to swim. Usually late in the day to avoid needing sunscreen.
>Get a shower in the evening.
>Read or watch educational programming in bed before going to sleep.

Daily life of a mad scientist. If I actually make a some kind of sweet AI I guess I'd be putting it in a robot body and taking care of it as if it were a child in addition to the above.

Ideal:
I'd wake up at 5AM, eat my oats, take care of my bedhead, and go for a run. After that, I'd take a refreshing cold shower, scramble my eggs and cook my zucchini hashbrowns, and while I'm eating those, cook up my lunch and dinner, packing them into tupperware. I'd loiter around the apartment. I'd read, play video games or watch something on TV until I left to go to work. When I got home, I'd eat my dinner and head to the gym, unless it's a rest day. Spend the rest of the evening working on pet projects, learning some new skill, playing with my cats, or cleaning the apartment.

Real:
Wake up roughly one half-hour before my shift starts. Breakfast is toast. Quickly heat up some frozen mixed veggies and open a can of kidney beans into a strainer, rinsing off the gunk. Mix the beans with the veggies and toss it into tupperware. Rush to work, hoping I don't forget anything in the process. After work, skip the gym because I'm tired. Take care of the cats, and then surf random websites until 3am. Go to bed. Lie around for an hour or so, questioning the meaning of my existence. Fall asleep. Repeat.

I love nothing more than driving - any day where I can take some time to cruise around the lazy country backroads with the windows down and the radio up is ideal. Few things soothe me more than the open road. It's like a hot shower, or quiet cup of tea, it clears the mind and fills the spirit.

Most of the time I also tend to become restless when I don't do something productive, and even something as simple as dusting the shelves, doing laundry, or completing any other minor task helps me feel as though my day was well spent.

So, I suppose my ideal day would be a happy balance between getting things done, and taking some time for myself.

>Wake up early in the morning, just as the sun comes up
>Had a fucked up sleep schedule for the past five years so probably never going to happen
>Prepare for the day ahead of me
>Soothing shower I slowly make colder to wake myself up
>Wake up my theoretical children so they can be off to school
>Go to a fulfilling job where I'm actually needed
>Come back several hours later, but not tired
>It's a sweltering day
>Sit out on my porch clad in only shorts
>Sip some sweet tea and listen to the cicadas sing their song
>Do this until I eventually diee

Bretty perfect tbh. Only thing that would make it even better would be a independent and proud Southern Republican away from Yankee tyranny

>Wake up early, without feeling groggy, preferably just before sunrise
>Sit outside with a cigarette, a bath robe and a hot chocolate in the quiet snowy morning
>Watch the sunrise
>Eat something good
>Shower, go to work or whatever
>Eat dinner with friends, hang out
>Get home late and conk out

>Wake up
>Take a shower
>Make my breakfast
>Go to university by myself
>Take a not so empty bus and listen to music while I think about my existence and what a I'm going to learn to today
>Arrive to class and talk about something interesting with my classmates before the class starts
>Attend class without falling asleep
>Learn something in math class
>Receive a text from someone special to go out after classes
>After classes, go to see that special person
>Eat something and talk
>Take a bus and go to home with her
>Tell her that I love her and she accepts
>Fall asleep in her boobs
>Arrive home at 9 PM or 7PM and play some games and win atleast
>Sleep early... Like midnight or 1AM
>Wake up again... At 4:30 AM....

^Hanging out with that special person will make every day my ideal day, not matter what happens before or after I hang out with her, it will make me really happy and having a reason to wake up and study everyday

>most of the days
>Wake up 4:30
>Go to university without having a breakfast
>Try to learn something in class cuz i always feel sleepy and my eyes hurt
>go home and try to not fall sleep in the bus cuz my country is dangerous
>arrive home play vidya and lose (feel stressed)
>sleep like 3 AM sometimes no sleep
>cant even relax in weekends

wake up

hav gf

The reality:

Wake up around 9:00
Spend about an hour or so warming up my engines
Do some homework for my online classes, study a bit
Do a few favors for my mom
Nervous disorder makes it hard to think or talk too well
Constantly get reminded that I should be calling my grandpa who has Alzheimer's
Literally feel like I have Alzheimer's myself sometimes
Buy a Little Caesar's five-dollar pizza to have as lunch for the next couple days
Finally get to sit down and relax around 1 o'clock or so; decide to play some Overwatch
Try talking to friends; can't think of anything to say
Try to post on here; can't think of anything to write
Decide to read some comics and watch a little anime
Dinnertime
Get pinged by a friend; still can't think too well so I ignore it
Spend the rest of the day watching cozy Let's Plays and browsing teh interwebz
Pass out at a surprisingly-reasonable hour (midnight or so)

The ideal:

> Wake up early enough to see the morning sun shining through my window
> Feelin' pretty good about myself
> Feelin' even better after I down a cup of diet soda/coffee
> Nervous disorder decided to fuck off for a day
> Quickly write up something for one of my online classes
> Get that one thing my mom said she needed from the dollar store
> It's not even nine o'clock yet
> Watch anime, read manga, and write smutty roleplays till about noon or so
> Welcome my mom home; she works, so she's not there to bother me all morning
> Test my wits against some randos on Overwatch
> Chat with some friends
> Chat with most of my friends, actually
> Spend some time running more errands and chatting up random strangers for good measure
> Hop on NationStates or Lewd and fire off a few witty quips
> Hang around Lewd's Discord while doing some more homework
> It's dark by now
> Finally eat something around 9 or 10 at night
> Decide to crack open a good book
> Log new expressions and turns of phrase in my phone's notepad app, all whilst laughing my ass off
> Go to bed around 1 or 2 AM

All things considered, I'd be super-happy if I could just think and talk and write like I used to. Usually I can manage it, but for some reason it's been really bad as of late. I miss shitposting with you guys. ;-;