Your Relationship Status?

Been texting this girl for since after high school...this has been for around 4 to 5 years. Until this day we text daily and get lewd also but we never dated she says because it her dad but I just think she doesn't want to or is lazy. I strongly believe with reasons it is the latter. So I guess I am taken but I feel and will say I am single.

The girl I am into is with someone... who is basically me(in some ways). I feel emasculated right now for whatever reason.

Witchie wrote

I'm in a shotgun marriage to an uggo Indian chick.

What the fuck?

Single forever and forever. In the past girls I've been interested in get boyfriends the second I decided to ask them out, so I stopped trying.

Also 2D>3D

KiMocci wrote

Single forever and forever. In the past girls I've been interested in get boyfriends the second I decided to ask them out, so I stopped trying.

Confidence to ask girls out?! Teach me pls!

malmon wrote
KiMocci wrote

Single forever and forever. In the past girls I've been interested in get boyfriends the second I decided to ask them out, so I stopped trying.

Confidence to ask girls out?! Teach me pls!

Decision to ask them out. Not actually ask them out. Sorry but I cannot teach you what I haven't done myself.

Backlash wrote
Witchie wrote

I'm in a shotgun marriage to an uggo Indian chick.

What the fuck?

You will never understand the pain I go through every day by needing to clean up after my wife who doesn't understand how to use the toilet. I imagine the situation will only worsen once little Pajeet is born.

Witchie wrote
Backlash wrote
Witchie wrote

I'm in a shotgun marriage to an uggo Indian chick.

What the fuck?

You will never understand the pain I go through every day by needing to clean up after my wife who doesn't understand how to use the toilet. I imagine the situation will only worsen once little Pajeet is born.

Now that's what I call a shitpost.

Witchie wrote
Backlash wrote
Witchie wrote

I'm in a shotgun marriage to an uggo Indian chick.

What the fuck?

You will never understand the pain I go through every day by needing to clean up after my wife who doesn't understand how to use the toilet. I imagine the situation will only worsen once little Pajeet is born.

W-what? How hard can it be to use a toilet?

Backlash wrote
Witchie wrote
Backlash wrote
Witchie wrote

I'm in a shotgun marriage to an uggo Indian chick.

What the fuck?

You will never understand the pain I go through every day by needing to clean up after my wife who doesn't understand how to use the toilet. I imagine the situation will only worsen once little Pajeet is born.

Now that's what I call a shitpost.

Show her the Poo in Loo.

Single and not ready to mingle.

7 days later
a month later
Lokorfi wrote

Almost Valentine's Day Update: Depressingly Alone

Noooooooo, I was trying my hardest to forget that Valentine's Day is a thing!

tn5421 wrote

have been for almost 10 years.

Only 10?

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tn5421 wrote

Single and have been for almost 10 years.

It wasn't until this post that it dawned on me it's been like 5 years since my last relationship. Not really interested in companionship so I'm all good with bein' single.