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Witchie wrote
Backlash wrote
Witchie wrote

I'm in a shotgun marriage to an uggo Indian chick.

What the fuck?

You will never understand the pain I go through every day by needing to clean up after my wife who doesn't understand how to use the toilet. I imagine the situation will only worsen once little Pajeet is born.

W-what? How hard can it be to use a toilet?

Backlash wrote
Witchie wrote
Backlash wrote
Witchie wrote

I'm in a shotgun marriage to an uggo Indian chick.

What the fuck?

You will never understand the pain I go through every day by needing to clean up after my wife who doesn't understand how to use the toilet. I imagine the situation will only worsen once little Pajeet is born.

Now that's what I call a shitpost.

Show her the Poo in Loo.

Single and not ready to mingle.

7 days later
a month later
Lokorfi wrote

Almost Valentine's Day Update: Depressingly Alone

Noooooooo, I was trying my hardest to forget that Valentine's Day is a thing!

tn5421 wrote

have been for almost 10 years.

Only 10?

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tn5421 wrote

Single and have been for almost 10 years.

It wasn't until this post that it dawned on me it's been like 5 years since my last relationship. Not really interested in companionship so I'm all good with bein' single.

8 days later

When I fall in love with someone, I wait, I wait so much time, so much that when I finally decide to tell the girl I love that I love her, that It's too late. I'm single.