Gahaha!

Inkjet Printer wrote

Ahahaha! Do you really think so? You clearly have not seen my cute girls empire!

It's simple. I'll take you into my harem, and with that your whole harem by proxy! My brilliance surprises even me! Gahaha!

manko wrote

Leave my realm in this instant! I'll give you @Inkjet Printer as a departure gift!

c:

I'm a true hero, building a heroic harem. You can't kick out heroes!

Senpai wrote

hmph, i'll beat you up, usurper!
welcome to lewd qt

We can arrange a deal. I keep all the cute girls, and you keep everything else! Gahaha!
Thanks!

Don't you listen to manko! He only cares about muscular men.

I don't have time for this nonsense. All the cute girls are belong to me and if you think otherwise then that'll be your undoing, peasant.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
You can't get @Inkjet Printer It's true.
But welcome here.
If you take our QT's I'll drag you by the ear!

Inkjet Printer wrote

Don't you listen to manko! He only cares about muscular men.

I don't have time for this nonsense. All the cute girls are belong to me and if you think otherwise then that'll be your undoing, peasant.

You're just a tomato! I'll make marinara sauce out of you!

monothedog wrote

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
You can't get @Inkjet Printer It's true.
But welcome here.
If you take our QT's I'll drag you by the ear!

Thanks. Since I'm the king I could just rape all the cute girls, but you're lucky I prefer consensual sex!

30333

H-how do you know my only weakness?
But it's not like you can do anything to me though. I'm far to mighty for you, all of my cuties will fight for me and defeat you before you even know it.

You won't be able to get your hands on @[deleted] either, as he wants to wait until marriage >🙂

The rance animations are lovely.

I'd like to try the games sometime but just kind of haven't.

Welcome to lewd!

Inkjet Printer wrote

30333

H-how do you know my only weakness?

Yuri yu ra ra ra ra yuru yuri da☆i☆ji☆ke☆n

Lokorfi wrote

what is this thread lmao

Hiya Anaxagoras (reminds me of medicine ;o)

Just letting everyone in this thread know, I practically drown in cute girls everyday of my life thx fam.

Ayy lmao

Eros wrote

You may be a king, but I am a god.

Welcome to lewd!

The god of ero? Maybe I could learn a thing or two. Might come useful. Gahaha!

Mimi wrote

Welcome to lewd luv,
Pls dont hurt me.

Thanks. Don't worry, I won't. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case I will. Gahahaha!

None_At_All wrote

The rance animations are lovely.

I'd like to try the games sometime but just kind of haven't.

Welcome to lewd!

It's great fun. My only recommendation is to avoid drinking while you play, lest you risk bathing your monitor when you inadvertently laugh your ass off.