I just had the dumbest conversation

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So the other day this guy messaged me thinking I was a company or something. He tried to buy ink cartridges from me.
Okay

[1/2/2016 3:09:02 AM] Raja Prabhu: Hi
[1/2/2016 3:09:20 AM] Raja Prabhu: Alphajet inks Makeups Chip Available
[1/2/2016 1:27:55 PM] *** Raja Prabhu would like to add you on Skype

Hi, I'd like to connect with you on Skype. ***
[1/2/2016 1:28:03 PM] *** Inkjet Printer has shared contact details with Raja Prabhu. ***
[1/2/2016 1:28:17 PM] Inkjet Printer: Who are you?
[1/4/2016 7:05:01 AM] Raja Prabhu: Prabhu
From India
[1/4/2016 7:06:00 AM] Raja Prabhu: Hello
[1/4/2016 5:12:23 PM] Inkjet Printer: hi
[1/4/2016 5:12:27 PM] Inkjet Printer: Can I help you?
[3:31:10 AM] Raja Prabhu:  yes
[10:00:48 AM] Raja Prabhu: Hello
[10:28:07 AM] Inkjet Printer: I don't think I can help you but what's the problem?
[11:51:30 AM] Raja Prabhu: Printer chip only Available your side
[11:51:57 AM] Inkjet Printer: I don't understand what you mean.
[11:52:33 AM] Raja Prabhu: Red ink cartridge Chip
[11:52:52 AM] Inkjet Printer: What's up with it?
[11:54:23 AM] Raja Prabhu: No no only chip
[11:55:12 AM] Inkjet Printer: What's wrong with your red ink cartridge chip?
[11:56:18 AM] Raja Prabhu: Yes red ink chip price plz
[11:56:29 AM] Inkjet Printer: I don't know
[11:56:34 AM] Inkjet Printer: I don't sell ink cartridges
[11:57:39 AM] Raja Prabhu: O
[11:57:51 AM] Raja Prabhu: Any other company
[11:57:55 AM] Raja Prabhu: Plz help
[11:58:34 AM] Raja Prabhu: Hello
[11:58:51 AM] Inkjet Printer: I'm not a company I'm just a person
[11:59:06 AM] Inkjet Printer: But you can check ebay for or something for this
[11:59:19 AM] Raja Prabhu: Thanks information
[11:59:31 AM] Inkjet Printer: Try this: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Delectronics&field-keywords=red+ink+cartridge
[11:59:34 AM] Raja Prabhu: Bye sir
[11:59:45 AM] Inkjet Printer: Don' take my word for it, I'm not an expert.
[11:59:46 AM] Inkjet Printer: Bye
[12:00:56 PM] Raja Prabhu: Girl r boy
[12:01:08 PM] Inkjet Printer: I'm a guy but I don't see why that would make any difference
[12:01:24 PM] Raja Prabhu: K

wtf

Why would anyone try to buy something by adding someone on skype?
Anyway hope they got their red ink cartridge chip

red ink cartridge chips are pretty hard to come by. wish him the best of luck

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red ink cartridge chips are pretty hard to come by. wish him the best of luck

I've never heard of a red cartridge, always Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Black (CMYK).

I like that you directed him on where to find ink cartridges rather than simply ignore him.

Good guy Inkjet. That must have been some kind of joke though. God help him if he somehow is actually being serious.

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Good guy Inkjet. That must have been some kind of joke though. God help him if he
somehow is actually being serious.

If that was a joke then I've totally missed it because I'm autistic as fuck. That would explain why he asked for my gender though.

If he's indian he's probably a scammer or a pedophile looking for online sex lol

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If he were a scammer he'd probably have sent me a .png.bji file by now or something.
Therefore, he must be a pedophile.

i think the joke was because you are inkjet printer so you must have printer parts

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i think the joke was because you are inkjet printer so you must have printer parts

I know that but he might as well have been serious.
idk

This is the best thing I've seen all day.
Showed it to all of my friends at school, they laughed.
This is priceless.
10/10

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This is the best thing I've seen all day.
Showed it to all of my friends at school, they laughed.
This is priceless.
10/10

I'm glad someone found this as funny as I did. This means it's not just funny in my head.
Thank you

>[12:00:56 PM] Raja Prabhu: Girl r boy
>[12:01:08 PM] Inkjet Printer: I'm a guy but I don't see why that would make any difference
>[12:01:24 PM] Raja Prabhu: K
Ha! Best thing I've read all day.

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Hi, I'd like to order some green ink for my printer, can you help me?