Shoutout to mah homie greg

Yo dawgz WHADDUP???? I wanna use this post to give a shoutout to mah homie greg
Greg be a nice guy and he always got my back, y'all probz know him cos he on the forum too:
THIS FUCKER HERE is greg and he be a nice nigga to me y'all.
peace.

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I never knew [username] was actually Greg!

Well now they knooow! Let it go

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I never knew [username] was actually Greg!

You caught me.

Oskitty wrote
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I never knew Backlash was actually Greg!

Well now they knooow! Let it go

@[deleted] @[deleted]

... I'm gonna like you. I can tell.

a month later

Wow, had no idea my name was Greg. Thanks mate really appreciate it.

37033
Wow, had no idea my name was Greg. Thanks mate really appreciate it.

Pretty sure they were talking about me :^)

malmon73 wrote

37033
Wow, had no idea my name was Greg. Thanks mate really appreciate it.

Pretty sure they were talking about me :^)

You're just some cheap slutty attention whore aren't you bitch. Tryin' to steal my fucking limelight aren't ya you filthy loose, hairy ass cunt.

37036
 You're just some cheap slutty attention whore aren't you bitch. Tryin' to steal
 my fucking limelight aren't ya you filthy loose, hairy ass cunt.


I see someone's jealous? I suppose not everyone can handle their emotions properly after realising their mistakes. It's ok though, I'm sure that book you're holding is filled with many more insults you could regurgitate to me.

malmon73 wrote

37036
 You're just some cheap slutty attention whore aren't you bitch. Tryin' to steal
 my fucking limelight aren't ya you filthy loose, hairy ass cunt.


I see someone's jealous? I suppose not everyone can handle their emotions properly after realising their mistakes. It's ok though, I'm sure that book you're holding is filled with many more insults you could regurgitate to me.

Mistakes? Only mistake I've seen lately was when you decided to open your fucking cunt flap of a mouth to spout off like the degenerate failure that you are. I'm just stating the facts here. My name is Greg mate, it says fucking clear as day in the bloody post you fucking gonad. More likely you're the jealous one who's all bitter because your mum was a heavy drinker who didn't give two sideways fucks about you or how you turned out, giving you fucking fetal alcohol spectrum disorder because she had no self control. Now to fill that gaping void that neither your loose as fuck mum nor your absent shitcunt dad could fill, you go scrounging all about the internet looking for some fuck to give a damn and would even resort to stealing another bloke's thunder.
Un-fucking beliveable.

Fuck you gonad

eyepirate wrote
malmon73 wrote

37036
 You're just some cheap slutty attention whore aren't you bitch. Tryin' to steal
 my fucking limelight aren't ya you filthy loose, hairy ass cunt.


I see someone's jealous? I suppose not everyone can handle their emotions properly after realising their mistakes. It's ok though, I'm sure that book you're holding is filled with many more insults you could regurgitate to me.

Mistakes? Only mistake I've seen lately was when you decided to open your fucking cunt flap of a mouth to spout off like the degenerate failure that you are. I'm just stating the facts here. My name is Greg mate, it says fucking clear as day in the bloody post you fucking gonad. More likely you're the jealous one who's all bitter because your mum was a heavy drinker who didn't give two sideways fucks about you or how you turned out, giving you fucking fetal alcohol spectrum disorder because she had no self control. Now to fill that gaping void that neither your loose as fuck mum nor your absent shitcunt dad could fill, you go scrounging all about the internet looking for some fuck to give a damn and would even resort to stealing another bloke's thunder.
Un-fucking beliveable.

Fuck you gonad

Oh wow, gonad? Bet you had tough time looking through a thesaurus to come up with that one. Anyway, I must admit, that is one very well thought out reply. Then again, I suppose it wouldn't be too unreasonable to expect someone with your condition to be able to focus on such a task for multiple hours. I hear that after you were tested, they had to add a whole new section to the spectrum, good job, mate! You managed to surprise even the greatest minds of our time with your ability to spew shit from not only one end of your body! It must have been quite a shock to find out just how many things were very wrong with you. I can't blame you for trying to take a stab at my parents, after all, you must be pretty salty after having your's suddenly decide they were too busy to look after you, leaving you to stay with your whore aunt who honestly couldn't care less about how retarded you are, being busy with your classmates and all. So it's not surprising at all to get such an autistic response from you - maybe you could convince your aunt to wipe the cum off her face for a minute and maybe teach you something about manners.

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a month later

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