How can you not love a Stagea.

... A Skyline station wagon?

I wouldnt go out of my way to acquire one. But if it was handed down to me and I don't have anything else to drive, I wouldn't mine driving it. It does look like a skyline station wagon lol.

Looks too chavvy for my tastes

It looks way too long and fat. IMHO it's just disgusting.

can it give me lap dances

I would never.

stagea is japanese rice burner trash, smh

Not being interested in cars helps to not like it.