[THE SHIP IS SINKING] Who will you save?

Bros before hoes. Besides, body pillows aren't worth that much anyways.

One really good gourmet pizza, or a lifetime supply of shitty five dollar Little Caesar's pizza?

Backlash wrote

Bros before hoes. Besides, body pillows aren't worth that much anyways.

One really good gourmet pizza, or a lifetime supply of shitty five dollar Little Caesar's pizza?

A lifetime supply of shitty five dollar little caesar's pizza. Its not that bad and a life time is better then 1
An encased coin potentially worth millions but you're not sure or 50k dollars

Bill Cosby. He's got his standup going for him and I don't see how Jared's healthy dieting and promotional skills would be very helpful with surviving in open waters for an indefinite amount of time.

Christopher Poole or Hiroyuki Nishimura?

Implying anyone would wanna save j00t

Two hundred million dollars, or a pair of indestructible glasses that turn real life into an anime.

Backlash wrote

Implying anyone would wanna save j00t

Two hundred million dollars, or a pair of indestructible glasses that turn real life into an anime.

magical powers + achievable waifu over n millions bro

Brilliant lewds or ok noods?

Brilliant lewds are almost always better than okay nudes. See: The Theiss Titillation Theory for further details.

Collections of books from two different series: One offering a grand and gritty depiction of medieval politics and intrigue, and the other a comedic science-fiction/fantasy romp brimming with clever wordplay and quips. Both options are complete compendiums that will keep even a consummate bibliophile entertained for months.

Yuu wrote

Medieval politics sounds pretty interesting to me, I'd keep that.

There's 4 other people on the ship whom are dear to you, but the lifeboat only fits 4 people. Will you leave one behind and escape with the others or will you stay on the ship yourself letting all of your loved ones survive?

Leave one behind. Call me a selfish bastard (I am), but aren't all of them technically in the same position? One of them is likely to have a worse quality of life I will knowing they let me drown. If no one does think like that, fuck em anyway (I'm also a hippocrite).

Would you take your favourite novel to pass likely weeks with, or a book on maritime survival skills?

doublemunch wrote

Yuu wrote

Medieval politics sounds pretty interesting to me, I'd keep that.

There's 4 other people on the ship whom are dear to you, but the lifeboat only fits 4 people. Will you leave one behind and escape with the others or will you stay on the ship yourself letting all of your loved ones survive?

Leave one behind. Call me a selfish bastard (I am), but aren't all of them technically in the same position? One of them is likely to have a worse quality of life I will knowing they let me drown. If no one does think like that, fuck em anyway (I'm also a hippocrite).

Would you take your favourite novel to pass likely weeks with, or a book on maritime survival skills?

Survival skills. There'll be plenty of time to read when I'm not dying!

On that note, a choice of survival buddies: Adolf Hitler, or Kim Jong-Il. Both are fluent in English, and as such will constantly attempt to ram their respective ideologies down you throat for the entire duration of your time together.

From what I hear Kim Jong-Il was quite the connoisseur when it came to film and he supposedly had a legendary porn stash so I could on occassion bring up either of the two and take a break from the constant praise of Nort Career. I don't know anything at all about paintings so I'm doubtful I could get Uncle Adolf to digress much from the topic of jews.

As for music, you have a choice between two or three classical pieces or many many albums worth of crapcore such as this.

All in One wrote

From what I hear Kim Jong-Il was quite the connoisseur when it came to film and he supposedly had a legendary porn stash so I could on occassion bring up either of the two and take a break from the constant praise of Nort Career. I don't know anything at all about paintings so I'm doubtful I could get Uncle Adolf to digress much from the topic of jews.

As for music, you have a choice between two or three classical pieces or many many albums worth of crapcore such as this.

Ohh, Jesus fucking Christ. Classical. Please, for fuck's sake, give me Debussy's "Claire de Lune" and two others. I'll listen to them for the rest of my life.

Now then, let's say you're stranded in the middle of the equatorial Pacific. You've got the necessary tools to ensure your survival, but it might be weeks or even a month till you're found, and that's assuming you don't drift to some forgotten coral atoll.

You have a choice between a helicopter that can take you to the nearest inhabited island, but must be discarded afterwards; or one million US Dollars that fit conveniently in your pocket and cannot be lost or devalued. Naturally, you keep the million dollars.