Worst rap video/song contest!

After hearing the worst rap song I think I've ever heard, it inspired me to find even shittier tracks.
Picking a winner next weekend with a reward of seks.
1st. 100 seks
2nd. 75 seks
3rd. 50 seks
All other entries get to say they finally entered something!
CURRENT STANDINGS:
1st: @[deleted]
2nd: @Theo-senpai
3rd: -undefined-

I'm not entering myself, but hear the god-awful abomination I listened to recently.

May the worst song win!!

BlueScreen wrote

Even though we all know this Jon guy is the best rap artist there ever was, this happy person is pretty not good ok.

What in Satan's blood-stained earth did I just hear?

BlueScreen wrote

Can I have multiple entries. This is technically rap.

You may have multiple entries, but you cannot win two prizes. You may re-enter if you find an even worse track to try and beat the leader. However, in your case, you're winning. Congratulations, soldier.

Bumperu, we need more entries! Get them in for a shot at winning seks.

a year later