Introduction?

Hi, my name is Oliver if you're too lazy to look a few pixels to the left πŸ™‚

I'm not very interesting, I spend most days on my PC, coffee for breakfast and a small dinner for dinner cause I never get hungry some reason. No idea why I joined this but why not. Saw it on the humble bundle (weekly) because somebody paid 36 dollars to get on the top contributors list.

Anyway, ask me whatever you want.

Welcome to Lewd! If you would like to join our Slack chat, PM me an email address you would like me to invite. πŸ™‚

Senpai wrote
Oliver wrote

Senpai noticed me ;o;

But of course. :^)

#6000 GET

Can i claim #5999 get

mumu wrote
Senpai wrote
Oliver wrote

Senpai noticed me ;o;

But of course. :^)

#6000 GET

Can i claim #5999 get

That's not a get, that's trips m8.
Saikou will give you 10k word essay on it.

TokyoSexPolice wrote

welcome to lewd my love child

thank you m'lady

6 months later
Oliver wrote

Hi, my name is Oliver if you're too lazy to look a few pixels to the left πŸ™‚

I'm not very interesting[1], I spend most days on my PC, coffee for breakfast and a small dinner for dinner cause I never get hungry some reason[2]. No idea why I joined this but why not. Saw it on the humble bundle[3] (weekly) because somebody paid 36 dollars to get on the top contributors list.

Anyway, ask me whatever you want.[4]

1: I DISAGREE HEARTILY, GOOD SIR! I FIND YOU TO BE QUITE AN INTERESTING AND ENGAGING CHAT PARTNER

2: You should try to eat a little bit 3 times a day. Don't force yourself, but don't go for hours on end without eating either. You know you need the nutrients even if your body doesn't agree.

3: At least those ads did some good before humblebundle decided to be shitlords and promote cheaters over us.

4: Why the hell are you so cute?

tn5421 wrote
Oliver wrote

Hi, my name is Oliver if you're too lazy to look a few pixels to the left πŸ™‚

I'm not very interesting[1], I spend most days on my PC, coffee for breakfast and a small dinner for dinner cause I never get hungry some reason[2]. No idea why I joined this but why not. Saw it on the humble bundle[3] (weekly) because somebody paid 36 dollars to get on the top contributors list.

Anyway, ask me whatever you want.[4]

1: I DISAGREE HEARTILY, GOOD SIR! Β I FIND YOU TO BE QUITE AN INTERESTING AND ENGAGING CHAT PARTNER

2: You should try to eat a little bit 3 times a day. Β Don't force yourself, but don't go for hours on end without eating either. Β You know you need the nutrients even if your body doesn't agree.

3: At least those ads did some good before humblebundle decided to be shitlords and promote cheaters over us.

4: Why the hell are you so cute?

1: that's really nice of you thanks <3 but i don't usually know what to say so unless you're good at talking i don't know what to say

2: i can't :c i wake up at dinner time and then fill up on liquids

3: ???

4: profi- i- di- didn't know i w- was >///////<

re 2: The obvious solution is to eat first and then drink, s-silly oliver.

re 3: We got a few good people from the humble bundle ads, such as yourself <3