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Greetings fellow Lewdians, I'm Inkjet Printer, some of you may remember me. I actually don't know what to expect, it's been so long since I've last been here to the point where I feel like the majority of the userbase might've given way to a new generation of perverted weebs. Anyway, I don't know what to write here so I guess I'll just write a poem.

In my darkest hour
When all seems gone and lost
Many may give up hope
And let their beloved get tossed
To the side

Oh perverts of the world
Hold your head up high
And like the everflowing sky
and make your love last eternally
Mai waifu daisuki

Roses are red
Violets are stupid
When I saw your face
I know I was struck by Cupid
Because of your flawless face
And your ideas, are totally base(d)
I'd like seeing you more
I'd give you a few buck if you were a whore

Havent seen you around for a long while 🙂 Glad to have you back.

It's been over two years since your ban, it's obviously time for a second chance!

RX14 wrote

Havent seen you around for a long while 🙂 Glad to have you back.

It's been over two years since your ban, it's obviously time for a second chance!

Yeah, it's been a long time coming, time to have a blast.

Heidegger wrote

HAAAAAAAY SENPAI

Hey there Heidegger, have we met before?

malmon wrote

Welcome back :3

(laser is still better~)

Thanks for welcoming me, you can start by eating my ass for saying that laser is better.

Inkjet Printer wrote
malmon wrote

Welcome back :3

(laser is still better~)

Thanks for welcoming me, you can start by eating my ass for saying that laser is better.

If ya don't mind the toner~

Inkjet Printer wrote
Heidegger wrote

HAAAAAAAY SENPAI

Hey there Heidegger, have we met before?

malmon wrote

Welcome back :3

(laser is still better~)

Thanks for welcoming me, you can start by eating my ass for saying that laser is better.

Not sure inkjet printers have asses

malmon wrote
Inkjet Printer wrote
malmon wrote

Welcome back :3

(laser is still better~)

Thanks for welcoming me, you can start by eating my ass for saying that laser is better.

If ya don't mind the toner~

The only thing I have an issue with is your tone, you frikking laser printer supremacist!

I certainly plan on doing so haha, no getting banned this time around.

RX14 wrote
Inkjet Printer wrote
Heidegger wrote

HAAAAAAAY SENPAI

Hey there Heidegger, have we met before?

malmon wrote

Welcome back :3

(laser is still better~)

Thanks for welcoming me, you can start by eating my ass for saying that laser is better.

Not sure inkjet printers have asses

I can send you a pic if you want, anus and all.

Who let you back in? ugh, welcome back I guess. Not like I care or anything, baka.

seel wrote

Who let you back in? ugh, welcome back I guess. Not like I care or anything, baka.

you're too cute to act tsundere

Are you suicidepanda!? When I seen your posts always wanted to met (just like did with Saikou) you but you were banned D: Glad you are back~

Think we have met in the discord already but still welcome~

Heidegger wrote

No no, mister Inkjet. I'm new >.<

Oh alright, I guess I'll have to get to know you then 🙂

Angel wrote

Are you suicidepanda!? When I seen your posts always wanted to met (just like did with Saikou) you but you were banned D: Glad you are back~

Think we have met in the discord already but still welcome~

Panda is the other banned guy, I've always been Inkjet Printer on here. Thanks for welcoming me haha

Welcome to Lewd...or rewelcome to Lewd! Resume having a plesant time here!

Rose wrote

Welcome to Lewd...or rewelcome to Lewd! Resume having a plesant time here!

Thanks for welcoming me Rose, have we met before?

Inkjet Printer wrote
Rose wrote

Welcome to Lewd...or rewelcome to Lewd! Resume having a plesant time here!

Thanks for welcoming me Rose, have we met before?

Don't think so o.o