Favorite Videogame Quotes

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"Corrupt governments and marred lands are no longer worth fighting to protect. There's only one thing worth protecting now. ... And that's the future."

- Ilya Pasternak, Ace Combat 6

The AC series is a legendary franchise chock-full of good quotes. Damn shame it's been on its last legs.

"A surveillance camera!?"

- Solid Snake

  MGS1

Snake says this in utter shock and surprise upon realizing that a highly secretive and secure military base has security cameras.

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"Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?"

  • Professor Oak

"This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you both were babies. ...erm, what's his name now?

That's right! I remember now! His name is douchebag!
-Professor Oak

"Shion... will feeling pain... make me... complete?"
-Kos-Mos, Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille Zur Macht

6 days later

Tanner: "How did they get to Haines?!"
Jones: "Guy's a complete nobody. Never achieved nothing. A sack fulla Benjamins has an effect on losers like him."

Jones: "All I know is that he likes to pick a quiet spot around here to fill his face."
Tanner: "Eh, if he's driving a brand new blingmobile, he's gotta stick out."

CIA Agent: "Rule number one: Always have an ace up your sleeve, a two down your socks, and a grenade in your panties."

Tanner: "All my years on this earth, I haven't died once. Like hell I'm gonna start."

Driver: San Francisco pleasantly surprised me with the quality of its writing. I'll post some more when I'm not busy and tired.

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"A surveillance camera!?"
 - Solid Snake
   MGS1
 
 
 Snake says this in utter shock and surprise upon realizing that a highly secretive
 and secure military base has security cameras.

"Metal Gear?!!!"

"I was given life to fuck the Demon King" - Rance, Sengoku Rance

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This was probably my favorite part in Mass Effect.

There are so many good quotes from it, this one was really deep.

Mass Effect is my favorite game in all history. So many feels

Can't wait for Andromeda

All of these are from Undertale (I really liked that game)

"It's a picture of Papyrus flexing in front of a mirror. He is wearing sunglasses. Giant muscular biceps are pasted onto his arms. The biceps are also wearing sunglasses."

"(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING THIS IS A HAMBURGER RESTAURANT I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)"

Actually spoilers, albeit ambiguous ones
"You felt your sins crawling on your back."

"You tell ASGORE that he's killed you once before. He nods sadly."

"Despite everything, it's still you."

"Greetings. This is Sans. I love my brother very much.
help im being slandered"

It's not as quotable as, say The Stanley Parable, but it's still got some good ones.

None_At_All wrote

All of these are from Undertale (I really liked that game)

"It's a picture of Papyrus flexing in front of a mirror. He is wearing sunglasses. Giant muscular biceps are pasted onto his arms. The biceps are also wearing sunglasses."

"(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING THIS IS A HAMBURGER RESTAURANT I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)"

Actually spoilers, albeit ambiguous ones
"You felt your sins crawling on your back."

"You tell ASGORE that he's killed you once before. He nods sadly."

"Despite everything, it's still you."

"Greetings. This is Sans. I love my brother very much.
help im being slandered"

It's not as quotable as, say The Stanley Parable, but it's still got some good ones.

audible wink

*Undyne suplexes a huge boulder, just because she can.

"Sorry, kid. I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days."

You feel like you're going to have a bad time

Undertale is one of my favorite games in recent memory, so much heart was put into it. Not to mention the nostalgic visual style.

FakerFaux wrote

This conversation From American McGee's Alice:

JABBERWOCK: "You've kept me waiting, Alice.  Have you never heard that
punctuality's a virtue?"
ALICE: "You and my dentist's assistant have much in common."
JABBERWOCK: "You're habitually late, aren't you?  Between your dim-witted
daydreaming and your preening vanity, the hours just fly by; there's barely
time for anything else."
ALICE: "That the best you can do?  Hurl second-rate insults?  They don't hurt..."
JABBERWOCK: "Your family was expecting you to come to them, weren't they?
Perhaps they thought you might warn them of the danger... being close to the
source, as you were.  But they waited in vain, didn't they, and died for their
trouble."
ALICE: "We were all asleep.  It was an accident... I..."
JABBERWOCK: "You selfish, misbegotten, and unnatural child!  You smelled the
smoke.  But you were in dreamland taking tea with your friends.  You couldn't
be bothered.  Your room was protected and spared -- while your family upstairs
roasted in an inferno of incredible horror."
ALICE: "Noooooooooooooooo..."

Holy shit that fucks with my color blindness

FakerFaux wrote

This conversation From American McGee's Alice:

JABBERWOCK: "You've kept me waiting, Alice.  Have you never heard that
punctuality's a virtue?"
ALICE: "You and my dentist's assistant have much in common."
JABBERWOCK: "You're habitually late, aren't you?  Between your dim-witted
daydreaming and your preening vanity, the hours just fly by; there's barely
time for anything else."
ALICE: "That the best you can do?  Hurl second-rate insults?  They don't hurt..."
JABBERWOCK: "Your family was expecting you to come to them, weren't they?
Perhaps they thought you might warn them of the danger... being close to the
source, as you were.  But they waited in vain, didn't they, and died for their
trouble."
ALICE: "We were all asleep.  It was an accident... I..."
JABBERWOCK: "You selfish, misbegotten, and unnatural child!  You smelled the
smoke.  But you were in dreamland taking tea with your friends.  You couldn't
be bothered.  Your room was protected and spared -- while your family upstairs
roasted in an inferno of incredible horror."
ALICE: "Noooooooooooooooo..."

Holy shit that fucks with my color blindness