Favorite Videogame Quotes

I saw the Favorite Anime Quotes thread, but couldn't think of any good quotes, so I made this thread!

Here are some of my favorite videogame quotes from (most of them fron The Stanley Parable)


The Stanley Parable

"Why would you think that, Stanley? That this video game can be beaten, won, solved? Do you have any idea what your purpose in this place is?"


"Perhaps his death was of no great loss, like plucking the eyeballs from a blind man."


"When every path you can walk has been created for you long in advance, death becomes meaningless, making life the same."


"My life is normal, I am normal. Everything will be fine."
"I am okay."
"Stanley began screaming."



Skullgirls

"I am not sure if you noticed, but I am a robot."
"ERROR: Cannot engage. Deleting first law..."

  • Robo-Fortune
    --
    "I'd never forget a face, but for you, I'll make an exception."
  • Peacock

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I have a pretty nice one.

"That wizard came from the moon" - Destiny the Game

"Shoot? I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I heard of a dude snorted it once. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog! WOOH! "

  • Truth, from GTA SA

"It's time to chew ass." ~ Dick Kickem

(If you get that, I will be your best friend)

I don't have one.

Some fun ones from CP... These are both legit, mind you, translated by NiS America while localizing the game.
"I'm gonna butter up my pooper with it real good!" Seiko, Corpse Party
"Anyone who takes stuff posted on the net and swallows it wholesale is a fucking dumbass. A total retard." Naho, Corpse Party

Tho my favorite one ever hands down is, rather obviously, this.

If Troy Baker's "The Killing Joke" monologue ever made it into Arkham Origins that'd be my favorite one, but sadly, it's not in.

@[deleted] obvious Duke Nukem Forever quote is obvious. Though it's 'time to kick ass and chew bubblegum'. And I'm all out of gum.

Souv wrote

I have a pretty nice one.

"That wizard came from the moon" - Destiny the Game

HAAAAAAAA. I remember that shit. Didn't they take that out of the game?

losi wrote
Souv wrote

I have a pretty nice one.

"That wizard came from the moon" - Destiny the Game

HAAAAAAAA. I remember that shit. Didn't they take that out of the game?

I honestly can't remember. I only remember the quote xD

"I know I'm guilty of something, but punishment hardly ever suits the victims of a crime." - Alice, Alice: Madness Returns

"Did you hear a cat just now? That damn thing haunts me."

  • Barney: HL2

"Just cause a city flies don't mean it ain't got its fair share of fools" -
Bioshock Infinite, Brook

"Tear 'em to pieces!"

-Claude Kenni ~ Star Ocean 2

My favorite because it's the last thing most enemies hear before they die, since it's linked to the "Ripper Blast" which is pretty much the only attack you will ever need to use.

"Yeah so this shit is tits guys. You should see what my bitch thinks of me now. His-HER name is Chaz-MINA uh and she..." Mr Shank from Borderlands 1
"Bring me a bucket, and I'll show you a bucket!" - Psycho's from Borderlands 2

I could probably quote the entirety of both Borderlands games as my favourite.

2 months later

"From the Ghastly Eyrie I can see to the ends of the world, and from this vantage point I declare with utter certainty that this one is in the bag!" - Skywrath Mage, Dota 2

This conversation From American McGee's Alice:

JABBERWOCK: "You've kept me waiting, Alice.  Have you never heard that
punctuality's a virtue?"
ALICE: "You and my dentist's assistant have much in common."
JABBERWOCK: "You're habitually late, aren't you?  Between your dim-witted
daydreaming and your preening vanity, the hours just fly by; there's barely
time for anything else."
ALICE: "That the best you can do?  Hurl second-rate insults?  They don't hurt..."
JABBERWOCK: "Your family was expecting you to come to them, weren't they?
Perhaps they thought you might warn them of the danger... being close to the
source, as you were.  But they waited in vain, didn't they, and died for their
trouble."
ALICE: "We were all asleep.  It was an accident... I..."
JABBERWOCK: "You selfish, misbegotten, and unnatural child!  You smelled the
smoke.  But you were in dreamland taking tea with your friends.  You couldn't
be bothered.  Your room was protected and spared -- while your family upstairs
roasted in an inferno of incredible horror."
ALICE: "Noooooooooooooooo..."

Anastacia of Astora -- Dark Souls
… I thank you, sincerely. … Finally, the curse of the Undead will be lifted, and I can die human. … I am powerless, but I will do all that I can. … Please, save us all… … Please…

Laurentius of the Great Swamp -- Dark souls

Good bye then.
Be safe, friend.
Don't you dare go Hollow.

Child of Light quotes

Aurora: Melancholy Tritis do not cry
Tritis: Abandonned once more not a suprise
Aurora: We all are in the end, the trick is to be happy while we are alive

Igniculus: Aurora what is home?
Aurora: Someplace you have truly grown

Igniculus: Auroa what is love known by?
Aurora: When it hurts to say goodbye

Oh Igniculus fly on by, the lowest of the low I do not spy
Oh Aurora search the sky. Because I do not see the highest of the high

I like quotes

"Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer."
-Darkest Dungeon (After winning a battle)

"As life ebbs, terrible vistas of emptiness reveal themselves."
-Darkest Dungeon (When close to losing)

"YOUR NEXT QUEST IS TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN."
-Torgue, Borderlands 2

I am the punishment of god. If you had not committed great sins, god would have not sent such a punishment like me upon you.

-- Marisa Kirisame