Have you ever slapped your butt so hard you turned into a rabbit?

I have.

Don't fall victim to rabbitassitis. Check your butts regularly.

i've slapped my butt so hard i think i've evolved beyond a rabbit and am now a turtle

god help us

Customer wrote

have you ever taken a shit so hard you had to take off your shirt

I'm sorry that you have to go through some tough crap right now.

mis wrote
Customer wrote

have you ever taken a shit so hard you had to take off your shirt

I'm sorry that you have to go through some tough crap right now.

10/10 -IGN

Have you ever had to take a crap so big that you had to beg god not to hurt when it get's out while cumming furiously ?

S_G wrote

I turned into a fridge m8

Now that's cold.

S_G wrote

I turned into a fridge m8

did you follow step 3

mumu wrote
S_G wrote

I turned into a fridge m8

did you follow step 3

Tried with step 3, I turned into Godzilla's toenail

jokatk wrote

Have you ever had to take a crap so big that you had to beg god not to hurt when it get's out while cumming furiously ?

No, but I have had to pray to /all/ the gods that I would survive, as a tear fell from my eye and into the bowl. Then spaghetti flew from my arm pits.

6 days later
Equinox wrote
jokatk wrote

Have you ever had to take a crap so big that you had to beg god not to hurt when it get's out while cumming furiously ?

No, but I have had to pray to /all/ the gods that I would survive, as a tear fell from my eye and into the bowl. Then spaghetti flew from my arm pits.

Equinox wrote
jokatk wrote

Have you ever had to take a crap so big that you had to beg god not to hurt when it get's out while cumming furiously ?

No, but I have had to pray to /all/ the gods that I would survive, as a tear fell from my eye and into the bowl. Then spaghetti flew from my arm pits.