Have you ever slapped your butt so hard you turned into a rabbit?

mis wrote

Customer wrote

have you ever taken a shit so hard you had to take off your shirt

I'm sorry that you have to go through some tough crap right now.

10/10 -IGN

Have you ever had to take a crap so big that you had to beg god not to hurt when it get's out while cumming furiously ?

I turned into a fridge m8

S_G wrote

I turned into a fridge m8

did you follow step 3

noww yes maybe

mumu wrote

S_G wrote

I turned into a fridge m8

did you follow step 3

Tried with step 3, I turned into Godzilla's toenail

jokatk wrote

Have you ever had to take a crap so big that you had to beg god not to hurt when it get's out while cumming furiously ?

No, but I have had to pray to /all/ the gods that I would survive, as a tear fell from my eye and into the bowl. Then spaghetti flew from my arm pits.

Equinox wrote

jokatk wrote

Have you ever had to take a crap so big that you had to beg god not to hurt when it get's out while cumming furiously ?

No, but I have had to pray to /all/ the gods that I would survive, as a tear fell from my eye and into the bowl. Then spaghetti flew from my arm pits.