my girlfriend shit on my cock :-(

so i was fucking my girlfriend(we snuck out to get it on(we couldnt wait anymore) ) and she wanted me to fuck her in the ass. i was going hard as fuck and all of a sudden i felt something warm all over my dick. IT WAS SHIT. IT WAS FUCKING DOO DOO. POOP. BROWN ICE CREAM. i literally almost threw up right then and there, she kept bouncing hard as fuck on my dick, which by then had gotten all over her ass and all over my pubic region and belly. i told her to stop and she looked back, fucking screamed, and went into the bathroom and threw up. I HAD SHIT ON MY DICK. IN MY DICK. ON MY BALLS. ON MY TAINT. ON MY BELLY. i literally took 10 showers and i will never EVER try anal again :-(

Never pull out quickly. Same probably applied here. The rapid movement caused... a bowel movement. Should've seen it coming. :kek: :smug:

Yoko wrote

Girls don't poop :kys:

Yes they do. And it's so rank... cuz they hold their farts in all day. So when they poop it's extra smelly.

Guts wrote
Yoko wrote

Girls don't poop :kys:

Yes they do. And it's so rank... cuz they hold their farts in all day. So when they poop it's extra smelly.

You'll be glad to know I don't bother.  :cool:

I just stab anyone who blames me for my own farts.

I fuck my girl up the ass and we make sure she's clean before anything. 😉