my girlfriend shit on my cock :-(

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Never pull out quickly. Same probably applied here. The rapid movement caused... a bowel movement. Should've seen it coming. :kek: :smug:

Yoko wrote

Girls don't poop :kys:

Yes they do. And it's so rank... cuz they hold their farts in all day. So when they poop it's extra smelly.

Guts wrote
Yoko wrote

Girls don't poop :kys:

Yes they do. And it's so rank... cuz they hold their farts in all day. So when they poop it's extra smelly.

You'll be glad to know I don't bother.  :cool:

I just stab anyone who blames me for my own farts.

I fuck my girl up the ass and we make sure she's clean before anything. 😉