[CLOSED] Do NOT piss off 'Her Majesty' Lucia Konohana Thread

  1. Don't say anything MEAN towards the Empress, or you're X_X
  2. No death threats, or starting any flame war at her or her royal counsel.
  3. Behave yourself at all times; we have guards patrolling this thread at all times. No trespassing after 10PM 'til 6AM.
  4. We handle things our own way here, so don't impersonate, edit my posts without permission for good reasons only, endangering safety, etc. 

Failure to abide our Imperial law, and I will have guards prohibit you from entering our palace for a set time.

Repeated or serious enough offenses will get you a permanent no-entry to this thread.

h-hey... the loops in your hair ribbon a-are... a bit... LOPSIDED!

We shall have no grievances provided no tea is spilled in my presence.

malmon wrote

h-hey... the loops in your hair ribbon a-are... a bit... LOPSIDED!

"Arrest that neko! Get her out of my sight." ~ Lucia Konohana

LucianDreamer wrote
malmon wrote

h-hey... the loops in your hair ribbon a-are... a bit... LOPSIDED!

"Arrest that neko! Get her out of my sight." ~ Lucia Konohana

NYA HA HA! You'll never take me alive!

malmon wrote
LucianDreamer wrote
malmon wrote

h-hey... the loops in your hair ribbon a-are... a bit... LOPSIDED!

"Arrest that neko! Get her out of my sight." ~ Lucia Konohana

NYA HA HA! You'll never take me alive!

Guards chasing you all over Parliament "After her, don't let her escape!" "GET BACK HERE!" "You there! Stop running!"

LucianDreamer wrote
malmon wrote
LucianDreamer wrote
malmon wrote

h-hey... the loops in your hair ribbon a-are... a bit... LOPSIDED!

"Arrest that neko! Get her out of my sight." ~ Lucia Konohana

NYA HA HA! You'll never take me alive!

Guards chasing you all over Parliament "After her, don't let her escape!" "GET BACK HERE!" "You there! Stop running!"

Jumps on to all the furniture and hisses at the guards down below who are out of reach

malmon wrote
LucianDreamer wrote
malmon wrote
LucianDreamer wrote

"Arrest that neko! Get her out of my sight." ~ Lucia Konohana

NYA HA HA! You'll never take me alive!

Guards chasing you all over Parliament "After her, don't let her escape!" "GET BACK HERE!" "You there! Stop running!"

Jumps on to all the furniture and hisses at the guards down below who are out of reach

Female Guard 1: "W-WHERE is she!? Search every single corner of this building!"
Female Guard 2: "I'll take the left wing, you take the right wing."
Female Guard 3: "I'll search the cellar."
They looked around for some minutes, until one of them spot the neko again "There she is, again! Grr..."

LucianDreamer wrote
malmon wrote
LucianDreamer wrote
malmon wrote

NYA HA HA! You'll never take me alive!

Guards chasing you all over Parliament "After her, don't let her escape!" "GET BACK HERE!" "You there! Stop running!"

Jumps on to all the furniture and hisses at the guards down below who are out of reach

Female Guard 1: "W-WHERE is she!? Search every single corner of this building!"
Female Guard 2: "I'll take the left wing, you take the right wing."
Female Guard 3: "I'll search the cellar."
They looked around for some minutes, until one of them spot the neko again "There she is, again! Grr..."

is cornered and has nowhere to run
frantically looks around the room for places to jump to from the top of the bookshelf

A bunch of guards swarm her where she is, sternly scolding her before making the arrest "YOU HAVE DISTURBED THE PEACE OF OUR MAJESTY LUCIA, AND YOU'RE COMING WITH US!" they put her in bindings, and takes her to the dungeon.

Sorry @[deleted], but you're arrested by Lucian guards for being a bulli. You are given a warning. Don't do this again in the future. Kapish?

LucianDreamer wrote

A bunch of guards swarm her where she is, sternly scolding her before making the arrest "YOU HAVE DISTURBED THE PEACE OF OUR MAJESTY LUCIA, AND YOU'RE COMING WITH US!" they put her in bindings, and takes her to the dungeon.

Sorry @[deleted], but you're arrested by Lucian guards for being a bulli. You are given a warning. Don't do this again in the future. Kapish?

jumps in to the arms of the nearest guard, lies on her back and raises her paws to her head :3

"This has gone on long enough! Raise the alert level, I'm sounding the alarm! Arrest this neko on sight!" ~ Lucia Konohana
"Yes, ma'am! Locking down the building, then calling in elite squads Alpha and Delta to cover the perimeter, and when we have her surrounded, we'll nab her." the guard commander says.
The building is now locked down tight, reinforcements by three dozen on the way.

"Parliament is now closed until further notice, no one enters or exits without my express permission." ~ Lucia Konohana

LucianDreamer wrote

"This has gone on long enough! Raise the alert level, I'm sounding the alarm! Arrest this neko on sight!" ~ Lucia Konohana
"Yes, ma'am! Locking down the building, then calling in elite squads Alpha and Delta to cover the perimeter, and when we have her surrounded, we'll nab her." the guard commander says.
The building is now locked down tight, reinforcements by three dozen on the way.

"Parliament is now closed until further notice, no one enters or exits without my express permission." ~ Lucia Konohana

points out that while you're busy raising the alarm level, I'm already in the arms of one of your guards trying to act all cute in the hopes that you forget what I said

Clickbait wrote

lucia is bad

"I'm tired of you manipulating others into your own sinister whims, so I'll have you executed. Leave this planet now, and your people will not be harmed." she points at her, angry

"Just get out of here. You're wasting my time." she crosses her arms

Lucia appears to have mistaken this small fellow, and then speaks a little softer "Well then, what can Lucia do for you? Don't be shy."

Meanwhile, some of her guards appear to lose interest, and decides to let the other neko go "Pfft, she's not meant for the jails. Let her go, for now."

LucianDreamer wrote

Lucia appears to have mistaken this small fellow, and then speaks a little softer "Well then, what can Lucia do for you? Don't be shy."

Meanwhile, some of her guards appear to lose interest, and decides to let the other neko go "Pfft, she's not meant for the jails. Let her go, for now."

FEED ME (ΦωΦ)

Servants gather around to get her the correct brand of catnip. "Here you go, miss. I hope you have a nice stay here." they headpat her before returning to their duties to clean up the place

Lucia feels like she's safe, and then says softly to herself, eyes closed "All units, stand down. I'm reopening this place to all visitors from 6 in the morning to 10 in the evening, every day."