Two Truths and a Lie

So let's sort out the rules here.

  1. Someone will post three things about themselves
  2. Two of them will be true, one will be a lie
    Ex.
    (1. I eat cheese
    (2. I went to the moon
    (3. Chips are tasty
  3. The next poster will post their guess of what the lie is.
    Ex.
    (I guess number 2. I went to the moon.
  4. The original poster of the two truths and a lie will then edit their original post saying what the lie was.
  5. Sounds fun? I hope so. I'll start.

(1. I pooped in the bath as a kid
(2. My phone number ends with the number 2
(3. I own a Corsair keyboard

Edit: HAHAAAA @"lokorfi" loses. I don't own a Corsair keyboard, I have a logitech one. 😃

Lokorfi wrote

I guess (1. I pooped in the bath as a kid

Also who will post after the OP?

You get to post your two truths and a lie after mine.

Gonna assume it's 1. As you have been playing PoE recently iirc...

EDIT!
So, before I go to sleep, here you guys go. Might be a tough one, idk.

(1 - I keep my childhood female friend's panties in a drawer.
(2 - I have never played Fallout.
(3 - I used to moderate a forum before.

Ding! @[deleted] lost, it's obviously 3. I've never played Fallout. And I do keep her panties in a drawer, never used them though.

  1. :3

  2. I love kitsunes

  3. I respect Tony Abbott

  4. I sleep a lot

@[deleted] got it~ I despise that little shit.

Riesu wrote

  1. :3

  2. I love kitsunes

  3. I respect Tony Abbott

  4. I sleep a lot

I guess that you HATE Tony Abbott

@Rii Mako is defos my adorable anime waifu, but yeah, I met the English voice actress not the Japanese one.

Do I have to wait for a reply, or can I give my 3 lies right now? (2 truths)

  1. My roommate is such a slob that sometimes I throw his dishes away rather than wash them for him.
  2. I stabbed someone one time because I was tired and cranky.
  3. I got to meet the Japanese voice actress for, my waifu, Mako from Kill La Kill 🙂
Nanashi wrote

Gonna assume it's 1. As you have been playing PoE recently iirc...

EDIT!
So, before I go to sleep, here you guys go. Might be a tough one, idk.

(1 - I keep my childhood female friend's panties in a drawer.
(2 - I have never played Fallout.
(3 - I used to moderate a forum before.

Ding! @[deleted] lost, it's obviously 3. I've never played Fallout. And I do keep her panties in a drawer, never used them though.

why the heck have you never played Fallout 3 >_< You're only hurting yourself 🙁

Im guessing 3. She aint your waifoo
1.) I own a corsair keyboard.
2.) I wear g-strings out into public from time to time
3.) I fucking hate @Senpai

Pookie got it right ofc~

Rii wrote

Im guessing 3. She aint your waifoo
1.) I own a corsair keyboard.
2.) I wear g-strings out into public from time to time
3.) I fucking hate @Senpai

It's 2, I know it. ;-;
or 3, yeah; i'm gonna go with 3.

1) My middle name is Scott.
2) I love cooking good food.
3) I can't stand brussel sprouts.

EDIT: @"CompaIsMyWaifu" was wrong, I love brussels sprouts. c:

4 days later

Okay, let me try and revive it then >_>
Compa: I'll guess 3 but I'm probably wrong.

For mine!
(1 - My first sexual 'experience' was at the age of 8 with a childhood friend.
(2 - I had a friend who got pregnant and committed suicide.
(3 - I have never kissed anyone (family members don't count).

Probably 2

here's mine:

  1. I found exploits on windows 7 and told mircosoft
  2. I played runescape for 7/8 years
  3. I'm a bully 🙂
Mikoto wrote

Probably 2

here's mine:

  1. I found exploits on windows 7 and told mircosoft

  2. I played runescape for 7/8 years

  3. I'm a bully 🙂

3. You don't seem like too big a bulli.

1. I've played RuneScape for 10 years.

2. I hate breaking bad.

3. I'm a 5 foot 3 manlet.

@[deleted] Wrong. Off Topic: I'm planning to join the Navy.
But no, I hated breaking bad.

The fake one was my height. I'm actually around 5 foot 9.

  1. I've played RuneScape for 10 years.
  2. I hate breaking bad.
  3. I'm a 5 foot 3 manlet.

I'm guessing Number 2

  1. I was in the Navy for 6 years
  2. I watch over 2 months of anime/hentai
  3. I dislike Poki

@[deleted] wrong... I was apart of a program called The United States Naval Sea Cadets Corps.

The answer is Number 3...

Biggest_Mike wrote
  1. I was in the Navy for 6 years
  2. I watch over 2 months of anime/hentai
  3. I dislike Poki

I'll say it's #1.

Here's mine:

  1. I almost exclusively play games that are over 10 years old
  2. I have a foot fetish
  3. I feel extreme jealousy whenever the one I love hugs someone else

@"Cloudy" - #1 was true, no donuts for you (assuming that it was my post you replied to... (you get donuts anyway, don't worry))

I'm guessing it's #1?

Here is mine:

  1. I watched over 4 months of anime
  2. I love league of legends
  3. I think Barack Obama is one of the best presidents

@[deleted] you are correct! 😉

Cloudy wrote

I'm guessing it's #1?

Here is mine:

  1. I watched over 4 months of anime

  2. I love league of legends

  3. I think Barack Obama is one of the best presidents

3. Black people are obviously incapable of anything but rapping. (jk pls)

Here are some for me:

  1. I have dropped $500 on a computer keyboard and am currently typing on a $200 one.
  2. My parents support me when I say I want to crossplay
  3. My desk is full of anime figurines

Im guessing #2 - Heres to overly expenive keyboards! o7
Hnn.
Here's some more:
1.) I have went to the hospital over 4 times in the past year, 3 times on suicide charges.
2.) I killed someone once.
3.) I get almost psychologically yandere when someone I love focuses on someone else other than me.

inb4 wow dark
@Nanashi got it wrong. Its #2.
I could never do such a thing..

Rii wrote

Im guessing #2 - Heres to overly expenive keyboards! o7
Hnn.
Here's some more:
1.) I have went to the hospital over 4 times in the past year, 3 times on suicide charges.
2.) I killed someone once.
3.) I get almost psychologically yandere when someone I love focuses on someone else other than me.

inb4 wow dark

tbh I'm too scared to answer this one

also @Rii your answer is wrong 😛

desu wrote
Rii wrote

Im guessing #2 - Heres to overly expenive keyboards! o7
Hnn.
Here's some more:
1.) I have went to the hospital over 4 times in the past year, 3 times on suicide charges.
2.) I killed someone once.
3.) I get almost psychologically yandere when someone I love focuses on someone else other than me.

inb4 wow dark

tbh I'm too scared to answer this one

Ill give you a hint.
Its not the worse one.

Rii wrote
desu wrote
Rii wrote

Im guessing #2 - Heres to overly expenive keyboards! o7
Hnn.
Here's some more:
1.) I have went to the hospital over 4 times in the past year, 3 times on suicide charges.
2.) I killed someone once.
3.) I get almost psychologically yandere when someone I love focuses on someone else other than me.

inb4 wow dark

tbh I'm too scared to answer this one

Ill give you a hint.
Its not the worse one.

that has got to be the shittiest hint I've ever seen in my life

I'll answer 3 because why not. As you can kill somebody verbally.
For my last one, nope, 2 was actually correct. 3 was a lie.

(1 - I have demolished a bed once on student exchange in Germany.
(2 - I like maths.
(3 - I have broke a finger with a drawer.

@[deleted]: It's not the writers group right now and I just woke up. English is not my primary language. I simply mistook have for once. Fixed now, is that better?